Vitrialis
Music, lyrics and title: McTafferson
Doctors recommend all-in-one Vitrialis RQ, the only medicine scientifically proven to completely reset your body to its factory settings.
Side effects include: withdrawal, dry mouth, fatigue, sudden feeling of drowning, headache, dry teeth, claustrophobia, sudden pain in lower extremities, and loss of conscience.
A small sample of people studied died immediately upon impact.
There is a small, but significant, number of test participants who permanently lost the ability to pronounce vowels.
Talk to your doctor if you are healthy, as Vitrialis RQ might not be for you.
See our advertisement in Linguistics Weekly
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Additional side effects include, but are not limited to: brainfreeze, nosebleed, honeylips, loss of fingers, prolapsed tongue, bleeding orifice syndrome, barren womb, and leg cramps.
Do not operate a motor vehicle while on Vitrialis, as a small but significant number of test subjects lost all motor functions.
Vitrialis RQ is proudly tested on animals.
See our advertisement in Clown Pipe Monthly.
Vitrialis RQ is distributed by [inaudible]
Note that all scientific claims and studies cited have been completely made up, and FDA approval papers falsified.
Vitrialis RQ
When life gets you down get back up again
With Vitrialis RQ
Doctors recommend all-in-one Vitrialis RQ, the only medicine scientifically proven to completely reset your body to its factory settings.
Side effects include: withdrawal, dry mouth, fatigue, sudden feeling of drowning, headache, dry teeth, claustrophobia, sudden pain in lower extremities, and loss of conscience.
A small sample of people studied died immediately upon impact.
There is a small, but significant, number of test participants who permanently lost the ability to pronounce vowels.
Talk to your doctor if you are healthy, as Vitrialis RQ might not be for you.
See our advertisement in Linguistics Weekly
Visit vitrialisrq.com for valuable money saving coupons, and enter to win a brand new set of hair.
Additional side effects include, but are not limited to: brainfreeze, nosebleed, honeylips, loss of fingers, prolapsed tongue, bleeding orifice syndrome, barren womb, and leg cramps.
Do not operate a motor vehicle while on Vitrialis, as a small but significant number of test subjects lost all motor functions.
Vitrialis RQ is proudly tested on animals.
See our advertisement in Clown Pipe Monthly.
Vitrialis RQ is distributed by [inaudible]
Note that all scientific claims and studies cited have been completely made up, and FDA approval papers falsified.
Vitrialis RQ
When life gets you down get back up again
With Vitrialis RQ