FAILURE IS AN OPTION (2009)
"Failure is an Option" is the name of yet another failed Earthworm in Cowboy Hat solo attempt. The original track lineup consisted of thirteen tracks, but after Earthworm was disappointed with early reviews (namely from co-bandmate CheeseCoat McTafferson), he decided to keep the "best" tracks from this disc, and re-record several more in what would become "The Induction of Levi's Dining Doves." It is believed that many, if not all, of the non-"Induction" tracks have been either lost, or destroyed. The original track listing is as follows, though it is unknown whether or not this would have been the finalized order should the album have seen the light of day.
1.) Do Ya Feel Me? (Cowboy Hat)*
2.) Happy Valenclimes, Day (Cowboy Hat)
3.) Peace Out, Home Stretch (Cowboy Hat)
4.) Puff Puff Puff Goes the Fire (Cowboy Hat)
5.) Rubberband (Cowboy Hat)
6.) Shut Your Face, Mary (Cowboy Hat)*
7.) Surgious, Stugerious (Cowboy Hat)
8.) The Moon is Officially Out of a Job (Cowboy Hat)*
9.) The Retardables (Cowboy Hat)
10.) Your Dead Baby is Turning Me On (Cowboy Hat)
11.) Sausage? LOL! (Cowboy Hat)
12.) Option One: Dorsal Cough (Cowboy Hat)
13.) A Lonely Baker's Dozen (Cowboy Hat)*
* Denotes track that was recycled into "Induction of Levi's Dining Doves".
1.) Do Ya Feel Me? (Cowboy Hat)*
2.) Happy Valenclimes, Day (Cowboy Hat)
3.) Peace Out, Home Stretch (Cowboy Hat)
4.) Puff Puff Puff Goes the Fire (Cowboy Hat)
5.) Rubberband (Cowboy Hat)
6.) Shut Your Face, Mary (Cowboy Hat)*
7.) Surgious, Stugerious (Cowboy Hat)
8.) The Moon is Officially Out of a Job (Cowboy Hat)*
9.) The Retardables (Cowboy Hat)
10.) Your Dead Baby is Turning Me On (Cowboy Hat)
11.) Sausage? LOL! (Cowboy Hat)
12.) Option One: Dorsal Cough (Cowboy Hat)
13.) A Lonely Baker's Dozen (Cowboy Hat)*
* Denotes track that was recycled into "Induction of Levi's Dining Doves".