FAREWELL, MY MUJICAL BEEF
Released: August 28th, 2006
Runtime: 46:14.35
# of Tracks: 12
Singles: Guinness Draught of World Records, Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing
Runtime: 46:14.35
# of Tracks: 12
Singles: Guinness Draught of World Records, Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing
Track Listing/Song Credits (Words & Music/Title)
1.) I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins (3:00) (McTafferson/Cowboy Hat)
2.) Extra Deals, Extra Savings, Extra Oomph! (2:36) (McTafferson/Title: Cowboy Hat & McTafferson) 3.) Guinness Draught of World Records (3:50) (McTafferson/Cowboy Hat) 4.) Green with Envy, Pink with Denial (3:14) (McTafferson/Title: Cowboy Hat & McTafferson) 5.) If this Premonition Proves to be True, then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause (2:49) (McTafferson/Title: Cowboy Hat & McTafferson) 6.) Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow (7:24) (McTafferson) 7.) Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing (5:39) (Cowboy Hat/Title: McTafferson & Cowboy Hat) 8.) Milk Johnson (3:49) (Cowboy Hat/McTafferson) 9.) My Grandma Always Said Life was Like a Can of Mayo (3:04) (Cowboy Hat/McTafferson) 10.) Carmel Sandiego (2:18) (Cowboy Hat/McTafferson) 11.) Slide your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines (3:12) (Cowboy Hat) 12.) Don't Make me Live a Life Only I Can Afford (4:51) (Cowboy Hat/Title: McTafferson & Cowboy Hat) |
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TRIVIA MELTDOWN!
- The "character" of Bob the Jerkhead in "Don't Make Me Live a Life Only I Can Afford" is based off of Larry the Cable Guy, who both bandmembers hate more than hot sauce in a whisker factory.
- The song "Milk Johnson" features several references to past albums, and past musical endeavors from the members of ColdmaN5. As he is flipping through channels in the song, "Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing" is referenced, along with "Close the Lid on my Mango Machine" (a ColdmaN5 tune off the album "Bingo Patties and Mango Machines"), "Pop Meets the Metal God" (a song by CheeseCoat McTafferson before his ColdmaN5 days...it sucks), "Don't Forget It (Songs of the Anatomy Teacher)" (a song by Earthworm in Cowboy Hat before his ColdmaN5 days...it sucks). It also shows their hatred for "rock" group Nickelback and their unending support for al-Qaeda brand hot dogs.
- This album is considered the end of the "First Era" for ColdmaN5. Immediately following its release, bandmember Earthworm in Cowboy Hat quit the band, after learning that the band was denied entrance into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Lone member CheeseCoat McTafferson recorded a solo album ("New Line Cinnamon Presents...") under the N5 moniker before he himself quit the band, thus leaving no remaining members. Thus, ColdmaN5 was dissolved.
- Much to the chagrin of the free world, the band would announce it was reuniting in 2007. They only put out two group efforts (and three Earthworm solo albums) between then and 2011, when they once again announced a split. Like a movie franchise that wouldn't die, they once again announced a reunion in 2019.