A COLDMAN5 CHRISTMAS TREE (2007)
This album was partially recorded after the band's first reformation in 2007, but was never completed, leaving that year the only one from the band's "active" years (2005-2011) in which zero albums were released. It was notable for two reasons: 1.) It was the first album to feature actual instruments on some tracks, as CheeseCoat learned to play guitar in the intervening years (even though the band would still rely on loops for every album thereafter); and 2.) despite its "wholesome" Christmas theme, it was far and away the most vulgar album the duo ever recorded.
Below is not the finalized track listing, as additional songs were planned, but never recorded. With the band re-re-reforming in 2019, there is hope the album will be finished, but neither bandmember has commented publicly on this matter.
An ultra-rare bootlegged version somehow found its way to Spain, where the highly sought-after collectible went for as high as $2.49 on the black market, thus making it the most expensive ColdmaN5 item ever sold.
TRACK LISTING (in alphabetical order; recorded tracks only)
1.) A Snowman of Abominable Proportions
2.) Away in a Manger (death metal demo)
3.) Do They Know It's Christmas?
4.) Elf Junk
5.) Jingle Hell (demo)
6.) Killer Kringle
7.) New Feet for Christmas
8.) Santa's N**** Ass is Coming to Town (demo)
9.) Santa Raped Me (demo)
10.) This is a Christmas Song
Below is not the finalized track listing, as additional songs were planned, but never recorded. With the band re-re-reforming in 2019, there is hope the album will be finished, but neither bandmember has commented publicly on this matter.
An ultra-rare bootlegged version somehow found its way to Spain, where the highly sought-after collectible went for as high as $2.49 on the black market, thus making it the most expensive ColdmaN5 item ever sold.
TRACK LISTING (in alphabetical order; recorded tracks only)
1.) A Snowman of Abominable Proportions
2.) Away in a Manger (death metal demo)
3.) Do They Know It's Christmas?
4.) Elf Junk
5.) Jingle Hell (demo)
6.) Killer Kringle
7.) New Feet for Christmas
8.) Santa's N**** Ass is Coming to Town (demo)
9.) Santa Raped Me (demo)
10.) This is a Christmas Song
(Songs marked as "demo" featured actual recorded instruments from CheeseCoat McTafferson, who lacked the equipment necessary for studio-quality recordings.)