BINGO PATTIES AND MANGO MACHINES
Released: Monday, February 14th, 2005
Runtime: 47:11.50
# of Tracks: 14
Singles: Close the Lid on My Mango Machine, Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard
Runtime: 47:11.50
# of Tracks: 14
Singles: Close the Lid on My Mango Machine, Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard
Track Listing/Duration/Song Credits (Lyrics & Music/Title)
1.) Close the Lid on My Mango Machine (4:31) (Cowboy Hat)
2.) Mayonnaise Man (4:35) (McTafferson) 3.) Good Times (at the Alamo) (4:46) (McTafferson/Cowboy Hat) 4.) Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard (3:46) (McTafferson) 5.) Cry My Foot to Sleep (3:08) (Cowboy Hat) 6.) Antelope on Onion Mountain (3:47) (Cowboy Hat) 7.) MacDaddy Longlegs (2:32) (McTafferson) 8.) Time Out for Bingo Patties (2:38) (McTafferson) 9.) Friendly Lenny Saves a Penny (1:51) (Cowboy Hat) 10.) Rosa Park's Bus Pass (4:51) (Cowboy Hat) 11.) Motion Detector Romance (3:00) (McTafferson/Cowboy Hat) 12.) Melvin Poppyseed (1:04) (Cowboy Hat/McTafferson) 13.) Legend of Pancake Waffles (3:19) (McTafferson/Cowboy Hat) 14.) Dance of the Seedless Watermelon Nuggets (3:15) (Cowboy Hat/McTafferson) |
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TRIVIA AL FRESCO
- "Melvin Poppyseed", the twelfth track on the album, is the shortest ColdmaN5 track in existence.
- "Time Out for Bingo Patties" was written as a "techno-slogan" for a fictional product.
- "Rosa Parks' Bus Pass", written well before her death, was considered too offensive shortly after its release by both bandmembers. An inoffensive tune ("I Think Termites Are Eating Me") was written to replace it on future copies, but was awful, and therefore was never used. This leads us to another bit of trivia....
- Earthworm in Cowboy Hat wrote and recorded five songs (one of them the aforementioned "I Think Termites Are Eating Me"), releasing them under the band name Boombacher (based off a failed ColdmaN5 title). Copies are incredibly scarce due to the album's excessive suckage.
- "Motion Detector Romance" is a terrible song, and one that CheeseCoat McTafferson is still desperately trying to scrape off his resume.