Papa Joe's New Pants
Well there's no score in the game
And it's fourth and five
And there's 7 minutes and 21 seconds left to go
in the second quarter
That's when I see the legendary Joe Pa run across the field
Where the hell's he going?
[CHORUS]
Well the shit on the walls
And a pair of shitty pants on the floor
In a corner of the Penn State locker room
Oh Papa Joe what the hell just happened
Boom
It was a shit explosion
Not a word was uttered to anyone about the situation
It was left all up to our imagination
But we all know what happened in the locker room
When he came out with a pair of khakis instead of his black pants from earlier
Oh yeah, we know what happened
[CHORUS] x2
And it's fourth and five
And there's 7 minutes and 21 seconds left to go
in the second quarter
That's when I see the legendary Joe Pa run across the field
Where the hell's he going?
[CHORUS]
Well the shit on the walls
And a pair of shitty pants on the floor
In a corner of the Penn State locker room
Oh Papa Joe what the hell just happened
Boom
It was a shit explosion
Not a word was uttered to anyone about the situation
It was left all up to our imagination
But we all know what happened in the locker room
When he came out with a pair of khakis instead of his black pants from earlier
Oh yeah, we know what happened
[CHORUS] x2