Honest Abs
It was a beautiful day in Gettysburg
When Abraham Lincoln arrived on the scene
The stoppage of slavery will occur
He said standing there fit and lean
Abe lifted his shirt for all to see
And demanded everyone to do the same
I have abs of a God as you can see
This is what will give me my historical fame
Out of nowhere a portal opened up
Out crawled Christopher Columbus and his gang
He said he was caught and on the run
Christopher Columbus Abe said this is lame
Chris let me see your abs
Honest Abe asked without hesitation
Christopher lifted up his shirt
And Thomas Jefferson brought up the declaration
Should we sign this now or sign this later
Thomas asked out of turn
Can't you see I'm scoping some abs
Abe yelled as his anger burned
He should be tried for treason
Columbus offered up his opinion
Well hold on there Chris
You can't try me for no reason
Suddenly a car rolled up
A Rolls Royce at its finest
A black man in a skirt hopped on out
And insisted Thomas to stop whining
All you have to do is listen to me now
For my name is Paul Revere
If you have any doubts about that though
Just take a look at my rear
Paul Revere turned around and dropped his precious pantaloons
Paul Revere was branded on both cheeks
Abe Lincoln began to sweat and soon
He said four abs and seven cheeks ago
When Abraham Lincoln arrived on the scene
The stoppage of slavery will occur
He said standing there fit and lean
Abe lifted his shirt for all to see
And demanded everyone to do the same
I have abs of a God as you can see
This is what will give me my historical fame
Out of nowhere a portal opened up
Out crawled Christopher Columbus and his gang
He said he was caught and on the run
Christopher Columbus Abe said this is lame
Chris let me see your abs
Honest Abe asked without hesitation
Christopher lifted up his shirt
And Thomas Jefferson brought up the declaration
Should we sign this now or sign this later
Thomas asked out of turn
Can't you see I'm scoping some abs
Abe yelled as his anger burned
He should be tried for treason
Columbus offered up his opinion
Well hold on there Chris
You can't try me for no reason
Suddenly a car rolled up
A Rolls Royce at its finest
A black man in a skirt hopped on out
And insisted Thomas to stop whining
All you have to do is listen to me now
For my name is Paul Revere
If you have any doubts about that though
Just take a look at my rear
Paul Revere turned around and dropped his precious pantaloons
Paul Revere was branded on both cheeks
Abe Lincoln began to sweat and soon
He said four abs and seven cheeks ago