Figured You were Doing the Pounce-Around
Cruising down the highway
Doing a clean eighty-five
I catch up with my pals
Whose car is moving from side to side
I pull up beside them
Slam into their car
Tip it over and crack up laughing
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Pounce pounce around pounce pounce around
Ounce around
Counce around
Mounce around
Tounce around
Nothing else rhymes with pounce around
Peering through the crack in the door
I see my pals having a pillow fight
I burst in and clonk them
Over the head
One by one
I laugh
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Sitting down to the annual fraternity dinner
I sit in patience for my friends to say grace
They bow their heads
And I make my move
Mashed potatoes to their faces
It was hysterical
[CHORUS]
Doing a clean eighty-five
I catch up with my pals
Whose car is moving from side to side
I pull up beside them
Slam into their car
Tip it over and crack up laughing
[CHORUS]
Pounce pounce around pounce pounce around
Ounce around
Counce around
Mounce around
Tounce around
Nothing else rhymes with pounce around
Peering through the crack in the door
I see my pals having a pillow fight
I burst in and clonk them
Over the head
One by one
I laugh
[CHORUS]
Sitting down to the annual fraternity dinner
I sit in patience for my friends to say grace
They bow their heads
And I make my move
Mashed potatoes to their faces
It was hysterical
[CHORUS]