Cheap as a Jeep
Yee hah
Corvettes and Fords
Horses and sheep
The muffin man and
Little Bo Peep
Little toy soldiers
Attack without warning
'Cause they're trained to do that
[CHORUS]
My Great Uncle Melvin
Is such a creep
And at Christmas he's as
Cheap as a Jeep
Yee hah
Biscuits and rolls
Butter and toast
Cheesefat and bowls
Stealing your soul
Little Beau Bridges
Grew up to be
Such a fine actor
But the Academy
Doesn't think so
[CHORUS]
Yee hah
Corvettes and Fords
Horses and sheep
The muffin man and
Little Bo Peep
Little toy soldiers
Attack without warning
'Cause they're trained to do that
[CHORUS]
My Great Uncle Melvin
Is such a creep
And at Christmas he's as
Cheap as a Jeep
Yee hah
Biscuits and rolls
Butter and toast
Cheesefat and bowls
Stealing your soul
Little Beau Bridges
Grew up to be
Such a fine actor
But the Academy
Doesn't think so
[CHORUS]
Yee hah