Baconmile
Lyrics, music, and title: Earthworm in Cowboy Hat
Add'l vocals: McTafferson
Five years ago in Deep Dish Chicago
I ran the bacon mile, and then I swam it
Two years ago in Big Ol' Piece New York
I ate a big old piece of sandwich, then I drank it
Get up up up outta my way
I’m coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
Cause I’m making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out
Fifteen months ago in Morgan County Red Lobster
I clammed for crabs and then I took a nap
Eighteen minutes ago in Orange County, Alaska
I joined a dog sledding team then quit
Get up up up outta my way
I’m coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
Cause I’m making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out
Twenty seconds ago in Outer Space, Wisconsin
I got a heat stroke but sweat it out with the bison
Twenty minutes ago in Walkie Talkie, Hawaii
I laid a dolphin and then I put it up for sale
Get up up up outta my way
I'm coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
'Cause I'm making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out
Add'l vocals: McTafferson
Five years ago in Deep Dish Chicago
I ran the bacon mile, and then I swam it
Two years ago in Big Ol' Piece New York
I ate a big old piece of sandwich, then I drank it
Get up up up outta my way
I’m coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
Cause I’m making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out
Fifteen months ago in Morgan County Red Lobster
I clammed for crabs and then I took a nap
Eighteen minutes ago in Orange County, Alaska
I joined a dog sledding team then quit
Get up up up outta my way
I’m coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
Cause I’m making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out
Twenty seconds ago in Outer Space, Wisconsin
I got a heat stroke but sweat it out with the bison
Twenty minutes ago in Walkie Talkie, Hawaii
I laid a dolphin and then I put it up for sale
Get up up up outta my way
I'm coming to your town to do stuff
Get up up down outta your town
'Cause I'm making my way in now
Not even your mom can keep me out