Antelope on Onion Mountain
Sunday morning I went into the hills
To the top of Onion Mountain
The hike really kills
Two days later I arrived on top
To see an antelope standing there doing the hop-de-hop
[CHORUS]
I saw an antelope on Onion Mountain
Shouting my name out for far too long
I saw an antelope on Onion Mountain
Repeating my name in his gosh darn song
I tried to befriend the animal but he pulled out his spear
And attacked poor little ol' me by stabbing me in the ear
I fell four-thousand into the spiked rocks below
Impaled myself on some and the blood began to flow
[CHORUS]
I finally pulled my ragged body up stood on my feet
And saw my arm was a stub fury built inside me
A feeling I never felt before
I stormed back up the mountain my legs still sore
[CHORUS]
I saw him standing there with his spear in his hand
I reached down to the ground and threw at him some sand
His eyes began to burn as he looked over at me
And he fell off the cliff what a sight to see
[CHORUS]
Who would have known that the antelope
Would have slipped on his own feces
Did I nope
So there goes the lesson that you all should learn
To kill an antelope on Onion Mountain
There's lots of money you'll earn
Onionlope on Anton Mountain
To the top of Onion Mountain
The hike really kills
Two days later I arrived on top
To see an antelope standing there doing the hop-de-hop
[CHORUS]
I saw an antelope on Onion Mountain
Shouting my name out for far too long
I saw an antelope on Onion Mountain
Repeating my name in his gosh darn song
I tried to befriend the animal but he pulled out his spear
And attacked poor little ol' me by stabbing me in the ear
I fell four-thousand into the spiked rocks below
Impaled myself on some and the blood began to flow
[CHORUS]
I finally pulled my ragged body up stood on my feet
And saw my arm was a stub fury built inside me
A feeling I never felt before
I stormed back up the mountain my legs still sore
[CHORUS]
I saw him standing there with his spear in his hand
I reached down to the ground and threw at him some sand
His eyes began to burn as he looked over at me
And he fell off the cliff what a sight to see
[CHORUS]
Who would have known that the antelope
Would have slipped on his own feces
Did I nope
So there goes the lesson that you all should learn
To kill an antelope on Onion Mountain
There's lots of money you'll earn
Onionlope on Anton Mountain