25 Cents a Street? I'll Take Two!
Peachy greens and taco spleens
Ain't served enough to go
But how low can you go?
Look it up a thesaurus
And you'll see a stegasaurus
Eating a plant or two
Or a few too many mannequins
The picture depicts a street for sale
At 20 dollars off
I calculate it up in my hand
And I write it on my bed sheets
As I read off the number and symbol
The street only costs 25 cents
25 cents a street, I'll take two
Two streets under my feet
I'll take them both if I can
Get this deal
If not, I'll come back at a later time
And use my gift card on another item
I ended up in the stegasaurus' stomach
Where the mannequins lined
The inner walls
Sitting next to the head honcho
Was a table of quarters
So I helped myself to two of them
Adding it up to 50 cents
With these two silver coins
I can now buy two streets
25 cents a street? I'll take two
This deal you have with
The 25 cents a street reminds
Me of the time I went to
Europe for a family cash exchange
In Denver; we had so many
Dimes left over that the miscalleneous
Groundskeeper in the hotel lobby
Asked if we wanted to buy the hotel
From him for seven dimes
When I added it up
It was only seventy cents to own a hotel
So I took him up on his deal
Not knowing my car was still
Sitting at home on fire again
25 cents a street? I'll take two
Ain't served enough to go
But how low can you go?
Look it up a thesaurus
And you'll see a stegasaurus
Eating a plant or two
Or a few too many mannequins
The picture depicts a street for sale
At 20 dollars off
I calculate it up in my hand
And I write it on my bed sheets
As I read off the number and symbol
The street only costs 25 cents
25 cents a street, I'll take two
Two streets under my feet
I'll take them both if I can
Get this deal
If not, I'll come back at a later time
And use my gift card on another item
I ended up in the stegasaurus' stomach
Where the mannequins lined
The inner walls
Sitting next to the head honcho
Was a table of quarters
So I helped myself to two of them
Adding it up to 50 cents
With these two silver coins
I can now buy two streets
25 cents a street? I'll take two
This deal you have with
The 25 cents a street reminds
Me of the time I went to
Europe for a family cash exchange
In Denver; we had so many
Dimes left over that the miscalleneous
Groundskeeper in the hotel lobby
Asked if we wanted to buy the hotel
From him for seven dimes
When I added it up
It was only seventy cents to own a hotel
So I took him up on his deal
Not knowing my car was still
Sitting at home on fire again
25 cents a street? I'll take two