Regis Philbin + 2 = Good Quality TV
At 9am every morning I flip on
The TV to see what celebrities are on talk shows
I flip on Live with Regis and Kelly
Man that's quality TV.
[Chorus]
Good quality TV comes in all shapes and sizes
But not the size of Regis Philbin
Kelly is a side kick
Gelman is a side kick
Kathy Lee is a has-been
What's up with Kathy Lee anyway
She was here for a while and now she's gone
I think the Coconut Men of the Norway Swamp
Took her away in their dune buggy
[Chorus]
You ask any mathematician
They'll tell you that Regis Philbin
Plus 2 always equals good quality TV
Divided by 4
The TV to see what celebrities are on talk shows
I flip on Live with Regis and Kelly
Man that's quality TV.
[Chorus]
Good quality TV comes in all shapes and sizes
But not the size of Regis Philbin
Kelly is a side kick
Gelman is a side kick
Kathy Lee is a has-been
What's up with Kathy Lee anyway
She was here for a while and now she's gone
I think the Coconut Men of the Norway Swamp
Took her away in their dune buggy
[Chorus]
You ask any mathematician
They'll tell you that Regis Philbin
Plus 2 always equals good quality TV
Divided by 4