Missing and Presumed Gay
I walked into the library on a Friday afternoon
And I thought it’d be a good idea to pull my pants down
And show everyone my moon
So I pulled them right down to my shoes
And I bent over to untie them
It’s a full moon out tonight
I see your butt hanging to the ground
Put that away kid
So I smiled at the other man
And I told him to eat a stack of papers
With a diamond ring and a pocketbook
And I thought it’d be a good idea to pull my pants down
And show everyone my moon
So I pulled them right down to my shoes
And I bent over to untie them
It’s a full moon out tonight
I see your butt hanging to the ground
Put that away kid
So I smiled at the other man
And I told him to eat a stack of papers
With a diamond ring and a pocketbook