It's Because Of
I own my own home
I have my own comb
But I have a chrome dome
That's why I'm alone
I work with my hands
I'm in my own band
And I'm covered in sand
My toes are touching clams
I watch DVDs
I sail the Seven Seas
I eat on my knees
I'm begging you please
I wear a T-shirt
I wanna give birth
I lost my keys in my purse
I drive a big hearse
[CHORUS]
You wanna know why and I'll tell you twice
Just so you hear me
It's because of
It's because of
I eat sloppy Joes
I have a big nose
Nobody knows
How that procedure goes
I crawl through airducts
I know I'm in love
I'm plagued with bad luck
I fart on live ducks
I fart when I walk
While I'm walking the dog
The dog will bark
As I hit a Drug Mart
I'm as somber as can be
I pee when I sleep
I dip my fingers in cheese
I eat my dog's fleas
[CHORUS] x3
My dog's a boxer
I eat lots of mustard
I'm a professional boxer
I live off my mustard
I have my own comb
But I have a chrome dome
That's why I'm alone
I work with my hands
I'm in my own band
And I'm covered in sand
My toes are touching clams
I watch DVDs
I sail the Seven Seas
I eat on my knees
I'm begging you please
I wear a T-shirt
I wanna give birth
I lost my keys in my purse
I drive a big hearse
[CHORUS]
You wanna know why and I'll tell you twice
Just so you hear me
It's because of
It's because of
I eat sloppy Joes
I have a big nose
Nobody knows
How that procedure goes
I crawl through airducts
I know I'm in love
I'm plagued with bad luck
I fart on live ducks
I fart when I walk
While I'm walking the dog
The dog will bark
As I hit a Drug Mart
I'm as somber as can be
I pee when I sleep
I dip my fingers in cheese
I eat my dog's fleas
[CHORUS] x3
My dog's a boxer
I eat lots of mustard
I'm a professional boxer
I live off my mustard