I'm Really a Mail Man
See me up on stage
Giving it my all
The bright lights of fame
Of being ColdmaN5
I'm a celebrity
You look up to me
But there's something that you
Really really need to know
I'm really a mail man
I deliver the mail to you
I'm really a mail man
Not really just an Earthworm in Cowboy Hat anymore
I deliver your child support checks
I'm keeping tabs on you
I know where you live
I'm really a mail man
I deliver the mail to you
I'm really a mail man
Not really just an Earthworm in Cowboy Hat anymore
I've been stealing your child support checks
Giving it my all
The bright lights of fame
Of being ColdmaN5
I'm a celebrity
You look up to me
But there's something that you
Really really need to know
I'm really a mail man
I deliver the mail to you
I'm really a mail man
Not really just an Earthworm in Cowboy Hat anymore
I deliver your child support checks
I'm keeping tabs on you
I know where you live
I'm really a mail man
I deliver the mail to you
I'm really a mail man
Not really just an Earthworm in Cowboy Hat anymore
I've been stealing your child support checks