Duck Sauce Me!
I ordered Chinese food
On a late Saturday afternoon
The smell of egg rolls is in the air
I knew I'd want a couple
So I ordered a pair
The General Tsao's chicken sounds amazing
So I order that food
Throw a couple fortune cookies on the side
Only if you don't mind
Have I told you I've been a Chinese man for the holidays
Hallowed days
My order of Chinese food is growing quite considerably
So I ask the dude to round up the cost for
Wait
I'm gonna need some extra duck sauce
On a late Saturday afternoon
The smell of egg rolls is in the air
I knew I'd want a couple
So I ordered a pair
The General Tsao's chicken sounds amazing
So I order that food
Throw a couple fortune cookies on the side
Only if you don't mind
Have I told you I've been a Chinese man for the holidays
Hallowed days
My order of Chinese food is growing quite considerably
So I ask the dude to round up the cost for
Wait
I'm gonna need some extra duck sauce