As a Matterhorn Fact
Things got real when I climbed the Matterhorn
With my great grandma Charlize
It wasn't as fun as you'd think it would be
We made it to the top of the Matterhorn
That's when she took off her jacket
And I saw what I never wanted to see
She was concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
Oh she better think twice
Before she shows me mice
Mice with lice
My great grandfather Pablos
He climbed out from under a bunch of rocks
He wanted to show me what he found
At the bottom of the Matterhorn
Pablos opened his can of sardines
But there wasn't a darn sardine inside
But instead it's what he found
At the bottom of the Matterhorn
He was concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
Mice with lice man
He had a whole bunch of mice
Why'd he show me the mice with lice
(With lice with lice)
They were concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
(Mice with lice man)
How'd they get so many mice
Mice with lice
Mice with lice
Mice with lice man
Mice with lice man
With my great grandma Charlize
It wasn't as fun as you'd think it would be
We made it to the top of the Matterhorn
That's when she took off her jacket
And I saw what I never wanted to see
She was concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
Oh she better think twice
Before she shows me mice
Mice with lice
My great grandfather Pablos
He climbed out from under a bunch of rocks
He wanted to show me what he found
At the bottom of the Matterhorn
Pablos opened his can of sardines
But there wasn't a darn sardine inside
But instead it's what he found
At the bottom of the Matterhorn
He was concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
Mice with lice man
He had a whole bunch of mice
Why'd he show me the mice with lice
(With lice with lice)
They were concealing mice
A whole bunch of mice with lice
(Mice with lice man)
How'd they get so many mice
Mice with lice
Mice with lice
Mice with lice man
Mice with lice man