Lightbulb Boogie
Thomas Edison invented the sandwich
Warm meat between two layers of bread
And he also invented the lamp
Warm light between two layers of lead
Mr. Edison also invented white sheets
Though he didn't invent the actual bed
And he also invented hearing aids
Yeah yeah you heard what I said
[CHORUS #1]
But one thing you may not know
Is he also invented the lightbulb
So let's get down and boogie
Let's do a dance for Mr. Ed
Don't go to school just play hookie
Yeah yeah you heard what I said
[CHORUS #2]
Hey hey lookie
It's the lightbulb boogie
Just put one hand over the other
And gently swing from side to side
Put one foot on the arm of your brother
Show your teeth and smile wide
Oh wait but that's not it
Oh yes there's always more
[CHORUS 2]
Now take one leg and bend it behind your back
Yeah that's it just like that
Now grab both legs with just one tooth
And scream out loud John Wilkes Boothe
Now jump up and down on the ground face first
Gotta do it for two minutes even though it may hurt
I hope you don't think you're done
Here comes the part that's really fun
[CHORUS #1]
[CHORUS #2]
Throw your partner in the air
Then do it again a little bit higher
Now throw yourself way up there
And set yourselves on fire
Burn like a bulb
[CHORUS #2]
Warm meat between two layers of bread
And he also invented the lamp
Warm light between two layers of lead
Mr. Edison also invented white sheets
Though he didn't invent the actual bed
And he also invented hearing aids
Yeah yeah you heard what I said
[CHORUS #1]
But one thing you may not know
Is he also invented the lightbulb
So let's get down and boogie
Let's do a dance for Mr. Ed
Don't go to school just play hookie
Yeah yeah you heard what I said
[CHORUS #2]
Hey hey lookie
It's the lightbulb boogie
Just put one hand over the other
And gently swing from side to side
Put one foot on the arm of your brother
Show your teeth and smile wide
Oh wait but that's not it
Oh yes there's always more
[CHORUS 2]
Now take one leg and bend it behind your back
Yeah that's it just like that
Now grab both legs with just one tooth
And scream out loud John Wilkes Boothe
Now jump up and down on the ground face first
Gotta do it for two minutes even though it may hurt
I hope you don't think you're done
Here comes the part that's really fun
[CHORUS #1]
[CHORUS #2]
Throw your partner in the air
Then do it again a little bit higher
Now throw yourself way up there
And set yourselves on fire
Burn like a bulb
[CHORUS #2]