Abbreviated Apostrophes
I justify what I want
And I eat what I can’t find
Pushing them in from both ends
I ask it they don’t mind
They say ‘sure why don’t you go for it’
So pack on a few extra pounds
Make my way on top of the mounds
Chucking down my garlic stamps
I abbreviate what I’ve found
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800 apostrophes
Staring up at me
800 apostrophes
Get swiped right off their feet
Down to the ground
I stab and I pound
Until they are abbreviated
They’re abbreviated apostrophes
I’ll talk to you later
They clear a path as more come in
I didn’t do the math but I’m sure there was more.
Hundreds more, 4 hundred more to be exact
I couldn’t believe my eyes as I saw they were in tact
So I pulled out my knife and I
Stabbed and I stabbed
And I pound and I pound
Abbreviated once again
I whisper to my friend
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I’ll come out on top
You’ll come out on bottom
You yourself are an apostrophe
And yes you will be abbreviated beyond belief
I am the abbreviated
I stab and I stab and I pound and I pound
Until they’re on the ground abbreviated for good (x2)
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