TOTAL TRASH CANS: THE WORST OF COLDMAN5'S INAUGURAL SESSIONS
Released: March, 2006
Track Listing/(Composer)/Original Album
12.) Creating my Legacy of Milk Duds (4:28) (McTafferson)/BRFHS
11.) If I Tell You a Secret, you Promise? (3:12) (McTafferson)/ST
10.) Gary Coleman vs. the Ants (2:28) (Cowboy Hat)/SSRGDC&RC
9.) On Another Kazoomikaze Mission (3:35) (McTafferson)/GFI?
8.) Ear-Hole Political Party Dance-Off (2:54) (Cowboy Hat)/GFI?
7.) Clarging the Raisin Cran away from the Child's Finger Ploop (3:07) (McTafferson)/ST
6.) Chumming the Ladder with Four Times the Mass of Church (2:24) (Cowboy Hat)/BRFHS
5.) Miles of Tiles Liles Ahead (3:49) (McTafferson)/ME:CGAB!
4.) I'll Let you be Mozart Just This Once (3:04)(Cowboy Hat)/SSRGDC&RC
3.) Ringo Starr ate my Homework (3:04) (Cowboy Hat)/BRFHS
2.) Motion Detector Romance (3:00) (McTafferson)/BP&MM
1.) Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos (3:01) (Cowboy Hat)/BRFHS
Lyrics & Audio
- The tracks are arranged in reverse order, meaning the "first" track is actually the 12th-worst track of the year, and onward, until the twelfth track (or, worst track of the year) is revealed. The 2006 "worst of" was also organized this way.
- The only 2005 album not "represented" in this collection? "Cold as Ice", the band's debut album. Conversely, it did have two tracks in the band's "Best Of 2005" collection.