TOTAL TOILETRIES: THE WORST OF COLDMAN5 IN 2006
Released: March, 2007
Track Listing/(Composer)/Original Album
12.) Out of the Three Wishes, I Choose You (2:28) (Cowboy Hat)/LGiCJ
11.) Sycamore Lightscratches (2:32) (Cowboy Hat)/LMoH:CV1
10.) Three Things I Scrunch Between my Legs (2:36) (McTafferson)/SM,SB
9.) apparatusappendage (3:08) (Cowboy Hat)/LMoH:CV1
8.) From Blue to Green in an Instant (2:56) (McTafferson)/SM,SB
7.) My Last Crush Wasn't This Citrusy (3:08) (Cowboy Hat)/LGiCJ
6.) Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals (2:12) (Cowboy Hat)/LMoH:CV1
5.) Green with Envy, Pink with Denial (F,MMB)
4.) It's Drying Out (3:08) (McTafferson)/LUS--PI!
3.) You are the Answer to my Question (3:40) (McTafferson)/LGiCJ
2.) Headgear for the Rest of Us (3:02) (Cowboy Hat)/LUS--PI!
1.) Reconsider my Offer, or Else I Might Explode (3:57) (McTafferson)/LUS--PI!
Lyrics & Audio
- Much like the previous year's incarnation, 2006's "Worst of" compilation "counts down" from the twelfth-worst track, to the first. Thus, the first track on the CD (#12) is the "best of the worst", while the final track on the CD is the bottom of the barrel.
- ColdmaN5 has only ever recorded two tracks with the color "green" in the title, and both ended up in this compilation.