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Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean


The first degree is murder
The second degree is felony
The third degree is Thomas Waterbean

A first degree burn is severe
A second degree burn is funny
A third degree burn is Thomas Waterbean

The first degree Fahrenheit is cold
The second degree Fahrenheit is cold
The third degree of cold is Thomas Waterbean

The first degree is murder
The second degree is felony
The third degree is Thomas Waterbean

Good ol' Kevin Bacon
Co-starred in "Wild Things" with Luke Perry
Who starred with Thomas Waterbean
In "The Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean"

The third degrees of Thomas Waterbean
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