Slivering Down the Acid Melts
This song wouldn't have made it normally
I met a young girl on the Internet
Norma Leigh
Should have been tossed away
But I had to open my mouth
Should have been in a grave
Fertilizer in a landfill
[CHORUS]
Slivering down the acid melts
What the hell is slivering
Slivering down the acid melts
What the hell does it all mean
I shouldn't be writing this song presently
I met the young girl's sister
Present Leigh
Now I know to keep my mouth shut
Never try something new
'Cause if you got stuck with this title
Yeah you'd feel the same way too
[CHORUS]
We've been through rock paper scissors
Drawing slips outta hats
Leaving it up to wizards
And restaurant drafts
Then I had to open my mouth
And suggest something new
Next time I'll just keep my mouth shut
The way good boys do
[YOUR CD PLAYER IS BROKEN]
I met a young girl on the Internet
Norma Leigh
Should have been tossed away
But I had to open my mouth
Should have been in a grave
Fertilizer in a landfill
[CHORUS]
Slivering down the acid melts
What the hell is slivering
Slivering down the acid melts
What the hell does it all mean
I shouldn't be writing this song presently
I met the young girl's sister
Present Leigh
Now I know to keep my mouth shut
Never try something new
'Cause if you got stuck with this title
Yeah you'd feel the same way too
[CHORUS]
We've been through rock paper scissors
Drawing slips outta hats
Leaving it up to wizards
And restaurant drafts
Then I had to open my mouth
And suggest something new
Next time I'll just keep my mouth shut
The way good boys do
[YOUR CD PLAYER IS BROKEN]