Slipping Through Time Portals in the Wee Hours of Kindergarten
Wake up my mom yells
I wake to see the clock
Seven thirty- its time to go
To school that is; it's my first day
Kindergarten was suppose to be
The way of life for most kids
But for some reason
I expected to die
The fog billowing out
Of the classroom should have been
A clear sign of what's to come
But I never caught on, until
My parents left me with ‘him'
Who is ‘him' you ask?
He's not important to this story.
Then my teacher came in
With a strange looking jet smack
He said it will take us through portals.
That scared most kids, and they ran away.
The teacher was only able to grab four
Of us with his grapple gun.
I'll be honest - I was scared.
He sent little Timmy to the closet
To put away all our packed lunches.
He said we wont be needing them where were going,
Cause we can get some burgers there.
The ceiling panel labeled portal exploded
As fiery bits feel down, igniting Timmy.
After a quick funeral, Teacher through all
Three of us into the portal one by one. It took three tries to get me, which was
Weird because Anna and Jack Jordan went
Up with no problems.
The Teacher said I was interesting.
Before we knew it, we were all
Slipping through time portals in
The wee hours of kindergarten.
Blue, green, red, orange and blue
Swirls of light surrounded us
For about five minutes before we
Dropped out of mid sky only to
Land into a medieval town.
Knights and dragons duked it out
For master supremacy of the world.
Poor Anna didn't even see that
Sword miss the dragons throat and
End up in hers.
I want my mommy, Jack Jordan
Cried out, but the teacher said
It's too late, the spell wont work again.
I said, what? Were stuck in this place?
Teacher said yup, for the rest of time.
We strolled into the bazaar and picked up
A few supplies - mainly stuff we needed.
It was this exact moment that the
Wizard of Alakazam appeared and
Said he could get us back to the classroom
We agreed and let him try his wand on
Jack Jordan first; Boy am I glad it wasn't me
Cause Jack Jordan turned into an three
Legged frog, before being squashed by teacher
Who was a little creeped out by it.
Teacher, I yelled, all my friends are dead and I
Want to go home.
He said, but why? We haven't even won
The tour of the castle yet.
That's when a bird called my name and
Perched itself on my head, eventually pulling
Out my spine.
I knew from the moment I woke up that morning
I was going to die. Teacher later found a way back
To the classroom, and graded our papers for a final
Grade. I passed.
The End.
I wake to see the clock
Seven thirty- its time to go
To school that is; it's my first day
Kindergarten was suppose to be
The way of life for most kids
But for some reason
I expected to die
The fog billowing out
Of the classroom should have been
A clear sign of what's to come
But I never caught on, until
My parents left me with ‘him'
Who is ‘him' you ask?
He's not important to this story.
Then my teacher came in
With a strange looking jet smack
He said it will take us through portals.
That scared most kids, and they ran away.
The teacher was only able to grab four
Of us with his grapple gun.
I'll be honest - I was scared.
He sent little Timmy to the closet
To put away all our packed lunches.
He said we wont be needing them where were going,
Cause we can get some burgers there.
The ceiling panel labeled portal exploded
As fiery bits feel down, igniting Timmy.
After a quick funeral, Teacher through all
Three of us into the portal one by one. It took three tries to get me, which was
Weird because Anna and Jack Jordan went
Up with no problems.
The Teacher said I was interesting.
Before we knew it, we were all
Slipping through time portals in
The wee hours of kindergarten.
Blue, green, red, orange and blue
Swirls of light surrounded us
For about five minutes before we
Dropped out of mid sky only to
Land into a medieval town.
Knights and dragons duked it out
For master supremacy of the world.
Poor Anna didn't even see that
Sword miss the dragons throat and
End up in hers.
I want my mommy, Jack Jordan
Cried out, but the teacher said
It's too late, the spell wont work again.
I said, what? Were stuck in this place?
Teacher said yup, for the rest of time.
We strolled into the bazaar and picked up
A few supplies - mainly stuff we needed.
It was this exact moment that the
Wizard of Alakazam appeared and
Said he could get us back to the classroom
We agreed and let him try his wand on
Jack Jordan first; Boy am I glad it wasn't me
Cause Jack Jordan turned into an three
Legged frog, before being squashed by teacher
Who was a little creeped out by it.
Teacher, I yelled, all my friends are dead and I
Want to go home.
He said, but why? We haven't even won
The tour of the castle yet.
That's when a bird called my name and
Perched itself on my head, eventually pulling
Out my spine.
I knew from the moment I woke up that morning
I was going to die. Teacher later found a way back
To the classroom, and graded our papers for a final
Grade. I passed.
The End.