Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines
You slide and I watch
It doesn't get more exciting then this
You lift and I watch
And place the coasters underneath
You announce and I listen
You declare the new cup Des Moines
[CHORUS]
A frost bitten cup
And leaky condensation
Make a cleaver starter piece
For an unexpected conversation
You better catch it quick, its about to drip
Slide your coaster
Slide it under quick
You're relieved
And I agree
Your coffee table is now safe
You thirst for more
But you know just what that means
You poor another cold one
And the glass begins to
Sweat again
[CHORUS]
Your current coaster is dampening up
Your current coaster swelling up
Its time for a new one
Replace the old one
Hurry up quick
Des Moines is dripping
It doesn't get more exciting then this
You lift and I watch
And place the coasters underneath
You announce and I listen
You declare the new cup Des Moines
[CHORUS]
A frost bitten cup
And leaky condensation
Make a cleaver starter piece
For an unexpected conversation
You better catch it quick, its about to drip
Slide your coaster
Slide it under quick
You're relieved
And I agree
Your coffee table is now safe
You thirst for more
But you know just what that means
You poor another cold one
And the glass begins to
Sweat again
[CHORUS]
Your current coaster is dampening up
Your current coaster swelling up
Its time for a new one
Replace the old one
Hurry up quick
Des Moines is dripping