Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor
The way your colon ruptured
It kind of made me laugh
The sound it made as it did
Sounded just like a clap
Applause for me or for you
I'm kind of afraid to ask
Between the blood and screaming
I'll just assume all the facts
[CHORUS]
I loved the look upon your face
As you writhed in agony
And you begged me to call a medic
As you tried to get on your knees
The way you gasped and coughed
Made me crack up real hard
By this time I was just like you
Rolling around on the floor
It's too late for you
Face is black and blue
It kind of made me laugh
The sound it made as it did
Sounded just like a clap
Applause for me or for you
I'm kind of afraid to ask
Between the blood and screaming
I'll just assume all the facts
[CHORUS]
I loved the look upon your face
As you writhed in agony
And you begged me to call a medic
As you tried to get on your knees
The way you gasped and coughed
Made me crack up real hard
By this time I was just like you
Rolling around on the floor
It's too late for you
Face is black and blue