Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals
Lets give it a whirl
And some time to relax
For you're no girl
And you're no wax
Lift a finger
And pedal your bike
However I want pork
And you also might
[CHORUS #1]
Finger petals for me
Pork petals
Finger petals for me
Pork petals
You combine logs and fire
To make a delicious meal
Do you make me feel like an umpire
At least that's how I feel
You try and sell me a gift
From your own cabinet corner
[CHORUS #2]
Petals for fingers
Pork me
Petals for fingers
Pork me
Pork fingers
Finger petals (x2)
And some time to relax
For you're no girl
And you're no wax
Lift a finger
And pedal your bike
However I want pork
And you also might
[CHORUS #1]
Finger petals for me
Pork petals
Finger petals for me
Pork petals
You combine logs and fire
To make a delicious meal
Do you make me feel like an umpire
At least that's how I feel
You try and sell me a gift
From your own cabinet corner
[CHORUS #2]
Petals for fingers
Pork me
Petals for fingers
Pork me
Pork fingers
Finger petals (x2)