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    • Self-Titled
    • Mancold Eatery: Come Grab a Bite!
  • 2006 Releases
    • Share Moments, Share Bookmobile
    • Light Up Shoes--Play It!
    • Libra Metal of Honors: Conspiracy Volume 1
    • Love Gestures in Chloroform Juice
    • Farewell, My Mujical Beef
    • New Line Cinnamon Presents...
  • 2008+ Releases
    • Hard Granite: The Extra Perrestrial (2008)
    • 3 Faces of July (2009)
    • The Induction of Levi's Dining Doves (2009)
    • LOL w/;) (2010)
    • Bodies Found in Sector 7 (2011)
  • Compilations/Misc.
    • Freezerburn: The Best of ColdmaN2005 (2005)
    • Total Trash Cans: The Worst of ColdmaN5's Inaugural Sessions (2005)
    • Tom Salad Picks the Winners: The Best of ColdmaN5 - 2006 Edition (2006)
    • Total Toiletries: The Worst of ColdmaN5 in 2006 (2006)
    • Wedgewood Academy (2007)
    • Failure is an Option (2009)
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Paris Hilton Bakes a Cake, Film at Eleven Twelve

I was going to write a song about you
But it wasn't going to be nice
I was going to bash the hell out of you
But I didn't want to make you cry

[CHORUS]
Just ignore her and maybe she'll go away

People already pay you way too much attention
Just open any tabloid to page five
There's ten whole pages dedicated to you
And what you do in your life

There wasn't this much publicity when Mother Theresa died
Or when Benjamin Franklin flew his kite
Or on anyone who's not white
And what about Princess Di?

But really now
Let's leave her alone
After all she's earned her money by...

Let's bash her and make her cry
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