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    • Share Moments, Share Bookmobile
    • Light Up Shoes--Play It!
    • Libra Metal of Honors: Conspiracy Volume 1
    • Love Gestures in Chloroform Juice
    • Farewell, My Mujical Beef
    • New Line Cinnamon Presents...
  • 2008+ Releases
    • Hard Granite: The Extra Perrestrial (2008)
    • 3 Faces of July (2009)
    • The Induction of Levi's Dining Doves (2009)
    • LOL w/;) (2010)
    • Bodies Found in Sector 7 (2011)
  • Compilations/Misc.
    • Freezerburn: The Best of ColdmaN2005 (2005)
    • Total Trash Cans: The Worst of ColdmaN5's Inaugural Sessions (2005)
    • Tom Salad Picks the Winners: The Best of ColdmaN5 - 2006 Edition (2006)
    • Total Toiletries: The Worst of ColdmaN5 in 2006 (2006)
    • Wedgewood Academy (2007)
    • Failure is an Option (2009)
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Mr. Checkbook

I need some money
Where are you Mr. Checkbook
Why'd you run away
Run away to the bank
To eat cheese and milk
Why'd you leave me today


[CHORUS]
My toe hurts
'Cause I stubbed it against a wall


I'm getting evicted
Come back Mr. Checkbook
I didn't mean to curse you
When you wouldn't balance
Now you're on vacation
Having yourself some fun
Well I need your funds
Now I'm on the run

[CHORUS]

I hate you Mr. Checkbook
I live in a box on top of a pile of rocks
And the Michelin Man is my servant
Fetching me doughnuts and water
All because of you
My life has reached the bottom
But I'll always love you
Like you were my own brother
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