Man, Machine, or Neither? The Shocking True Story!
I bought a machine
It's big and it's green
Keep your fingers crossed
This could go any which way but loose
And give a helping hand
Just do it any which way you can
Driftin' on high plains
Or talking to an orangutan either way
Your tombstone will read
I directed "The Bridges of Madison County"
What is he
A man or a machine?
What could he be?
The man behind the scenes?
Right between the eyes
I'll hit you like a clown in paradise
I'll hang you out to dry
Like clothes hanging on a clothesline
You've got a loaded kite
That kite will fly through the sky
And you'll see me one more time
And time will stop in my hands
I built a machine
It works half the time
How old is Clint E.
I'm guessing eighty or ninety
His health can't be real good
I'm guessing he'll have a heart attack real soon
I've got a hundred-five
On the day he dies
He will stay alive
Until the fifth of July
And his tombstone will read
Senile ramblings from beyond the grave
It's big and it's green
Keep your fingers crossed
This could go any which way but loose
And give a helping hand
Just do it any which way you can
Driftin' on high plains
Or talking to an orangutan either way
Your tombstone will read
I directed "The Bridges of Madison County"
What is he
A man or a machine?
What could he be?
The man behind the scenes?
Right between the eyes
I'll hit you like a clown in paradise
I'll hang you out to dry
Like clothes hanging on a clothesline
You've got a loaded kite
That kite will fly through the sky
And you'll see me one more time
And time will stop in my hands
I built a machine
It works half the time
How old is Clint E.
I'm guessing eighty or ninety
His health can't be real good
I'm guessing he'll have a heart attack real soon
I've got a hundred-five
On the day he dies
He will stay alive
Until the fifth of July
And his tombstone will read
Senile ramblings from beyond the grave
