CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DISCOVERED A SECRET!
Look at you, accomplishing something with your fragile life for the first time in your 30+ year existence! Good for you! Now maybe you'll work up the confidence to move out of your mother's house! Haha, just kidding. I know you'll stay there forever. But seriously, what could you have found? Perhaps an unreleased track from the heyday of ColdmaN5? Maybe a rare video? Or how about an entirely overlong list of discarded song titles? I know you're hankering to see what you stumbled upon, so let's find out together!
SECRET #11: COLDMANCOUSTIC
Back in 2006, ColdmaN5 got their first and only live show, which they played using a CD player playing a backing musical track, which they sang over top of. It's simple, yet effective. But during the practicing process, CheeseCoat McTafferson came up with a clever idea...he would "translate" a couple N5 songs to acoustic guitar, an instrument he was starting to learn how to play. The first two tracks he "wrote", were "Cry My Foot to Sleep" and "Gloombing the Can of Sand Thomas". As with everything else in the N5 repertoire, these early recordings were recorded using primitive, cheap equipment. However, these have also never-before-been released, so listen to them with pleasure!