Aliens vs. Predator vs. Chuck Norris: Whoever Wins, Chuck Norris Does
He can kill you with just one look
Martial knowledge could fill two books
Don't look at him angrily
If he pisses you off just nod and agree
Chuck Norris is the one and only
Don't breathe in his direction
He's killed fools for less
Deadly guns are his protection
No reload they're attached to his neck
Chuck Norris will watch you die
If you see Chuck Norris
It's too late
If you hear Chuck Norris
You won't hear Chuck Norris
If you feel Chuck Norris
You're an inch from death
If you are Chuck Norris
Be very thankful
Martial knowledge could fill two books
Don't look at him angrily
If he pisses you off just nod and agree
Chuck Norris is the one and only
Don't breathe in his direction
He's killed fools for less
Deadly guns are his protection
No reload they're attached to his neck
Chuck Norris will watch you die
If you see Chuck Norris
It's too late
If you hear Chuck Norris
You won't hear Chuck Norris
If you feel Chuck Norris
You're an inch from death
If you are Chuck Norris
Be very thankful