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    • Self-Titled
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  • 2006 Releases
    • Share Moments, Share Bookmobile
    • Light Up Shoes--Play It!
    • Libra Metal of Honors: Conspiracy Volume 1
    • Love Gestures in Chloroform Juice
    • Farewell, My Mujical Beef
    • New Line Cinnamon Presents...
  • 2008+ Releases
    • Hard Granite: The Extra Perrestrial (2008)
    • 3 Faces of July (2009)
    • The Induction of Levi's Dining Doves (2009)
    • LOL w/;) (2010)
    • Bodies Found in Sector 7 (2011)
  • Compilations/Misc.
    • Freezerburn: The Best of ColdmaN2005 (2005)
    • Total Trash Cans: The Worst of ColdmaN5's Inaugural Sessions (2005)
    • Tom Salad Picks the Winners: The Best of ColdmaN5 - 2006 Edition (2006)
    • Total Toiletries: The Worst of ColdmaN5 in 2006 (2006)
    • Wedgewood Academy (2007)
    • Failure is an Option (2009)
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A Typical U.P.S. Afternoon

I know this is wrong but
I'm sitting in my doorway
Naked as can be
Naked as blue as the sky
I'm waiting on a package
Waiting on the UPS girl
But when she arrives
I'll show her that I have a package for her
Wait here she comes now
That UPS truck parks across the street
This is it
My time to shine
My heart's beating so fast right now
The door's opening
She's stepping out of the truck
Crap that's a dude
Where is the normal delivery girl at?
Crap he just saw me
And my wang hanging out now
His eyes grow wide and then
He turns away and walks back
To his truck
I'm standing buck naked in my doorway
The UPS guy just saw me
What does a guy do now?
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